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Alternative Chinese Medicine


Q:   Doctor, I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life.  Is this   true?
A: Your heart only good for so many beats, and that it… Don’t waste on exercise.  Everything wear out eventually.    Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster.   Want to live longer?   Take nap.
Q:  Should I reduce my alcohol   intake?
A:  No, not at all.  Wine made from fruit.   Brandy is distilled wine, that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way.  Beer also made of grain.  Bottom up!
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat  ratio?
A: Well, if you have   body and you have fat, your ratio one to one.   If you have two bodies, your ratio two to one, etc.
Q:  What are some of the advantages of participating in a   regular exercise program?
A:   Can’t think of single one, sorry.  My philosophy  is: No pain…good!
Q:    Aren’t fried foods bad for   you?
A:   YOU NOT LISTENING!  Food are fried these day in vegetable oil.   In fact, they permeated by it.  How could getting more vegetable be bad for you?!?
Q:    Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little  soft around the middle?
A:   Definitely not!  When you exercise muscle,  it get  bigger.  You should only be doing sit-up if you want bigger stomach.
Q:  Is chocolate bad for me?
A:   Are you crazy?!?   HEL-LO-O!!   Cocoa bean!  Another vegetable!    It best feel-good food around!
Q:  Is   swimming good for your figure?
A:   If swimming good for your figure, explain whale to  me..
Q:  Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?
A:  Hey!  ’Round’ is shape!

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