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COl. Adebola Ibrahim Ogukwu Of Singala

Caleb Mcgreger of CCB had an opportunity this past weekend to sit down with the Military ruler of Singala, Col. Adebola Ibrahim Ogukwu otherwise known by his opponents as Col “Thief”.   Who rose to power at the young age of 31 to take rule of the country. Even though he has received though opposition with the national slogan NONO, the Col. has taken thing with stride in such a manner that sum in the country have dubbed him the “Professor”, for his very calculated and often cruel tactics.

Though a short interview, many questions were fielded to the nature of the Col’s. rule of Singala, on how he has dealt with the opposition and many more. So sit back relax and enjoy the special one-on-one interview with the Col by Celeb Mcgreger.

**** Col Adebola Ibrahim Ogukwu, Caleb Mcgreger & CCB Network are fictional characters and entities created for entertainment purposes. All statements made by the character are not real and do not apply to any real world events. Thank you****

Seriously People not everything needs to be on Facebook.

The Israeli military called off a raid in Palestinian territory after a soldier posted details, including the time and place, on social networking website Facebook, Israel’s Army Radio reported Wednesday.

The soldier — since relieved of combat duty — described in a status update how his unit planned a “clean-up” arrest raid in a West Bank area, the radio station said. Facebook friends then reported him to military authorities.

The Israeli military spokesman’s office had no immediate comment.

The great military leader of Singala has taken it upon himself to gives us and the people of Singala a review of the mega hit movie Avatar. Do enjoy the Col. sharing his thoughts and opinions on the movie as he drinks some Remy Martins during his review.

Via Yahoo

A Russian chimpanzee has been sent to rehab by zookeepers to cure the smoking and beer-drinking habits he has picked up, a popular daily reported on Friday. An ex-performer, Zhora became aggressive at his circus and was transferred to a zoo in the southern Russian city of Rostov, where he fathered several baby chimps, learned to draw with markers and picked up his two vices.

“The beer and cigarettes were ruining him. He would pester passers-by for booze,” the Komsomolskaya Pravda paper said.

It added he has now been transferred to the city of Kazan, about 500 miles east of Moscow, for rehabilitation treatment.

After returning from a very busy an interesting trip. The Col of Singala gives his thoughts on the winter Olympics and explains why Singala is not in attendance. He also request emails and tweets at colthief@gmail.com. Twitter:colthief

Via Smashingmagazine

Booredatwork has aquired a recorded budget address from the Military Dictator of Singala Col. Adebola Ibrahim Oguku. In this year budget the Col. states how he will uses federal funds as well as detail changes he has made within the country , more or less how he has squander it.

The President will also like his country men and fans to know that he can now be reached via twitter and email. As he states in the video please leave short and please comments and he mostly prefers female write. I wonder why?

Email: colthief@gmail.com
Twitter: colthief

Feel free to contact the Dictator and let him know how you feel.

Funny stuff

Via tinycartridge, Gonintendo